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Spreading the Wealth Around and layoffs Coming.

Spreading the Wealth Around and layoffs Coming.

From Mr Ol Broad

Dear Fellow Business Owners

As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have  resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama wll be our next President, and that my Taxes and Fees, will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off 6 of my employees. This really bothered me as I believe we are family here and didn’t know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can’t think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.

I am sending this letter to all Business owners that I know.

Courtesy of Mr Ol’ Broad.

I am not sure how this will go over with the legal communitiy, but the facts are facts.

HERE IS A BUSINESS FACT!

Lets make this a quick an easy business lesson for some of the “on the fence” Democrats:

Suzy and Debbie are selling lemonade in front of their houses on the same street. They pay 10% taxes and have figured out the pricing they will need to be successful.

Suzy and Debbie are selling a LOT of lemonade and need help, Suzy and Debbie decide to Combine their operation, and help each other.. Things are good, prices are low but they need more help, they decide they can hire someone because their business is good.
They increase the price of the lemonade by 5 cents to offset the cost of hiring Ricky…
Things are fine for a couple of years… Prices have rose a couple of nickles because of lemon pricing, and cup costs, the workforce has grown, Suzy and Debbie are not working the stand anymore Ricky and Johnny are the operators now and things are good.

IN Comes HIGHER TAXES From 10% to 20% because we are spreading the wealth around. So what do Suzy and Debbie do? A couple of Options:
Fire Ricky and/or Johnny and keep their prices low and competitive, or RAISE Prices of their goods. IF they raise prices who can afford it? what does inflation do to the business community?

IF prices are raised who benefits? Suzy and Debbie, if people can afford to buy their product but what that means is, Ricky and Johnny may be able to sell lemonade but wont be able to afford to drink it.

It’s called EBONOMICS… Give me mine because YOU OWE ME..