Happy New Year to All…

Note to my Conservative Friends: Please don’t drink and drive! We’ll be needing ALL hands available for the upcoming zombie hunt. Please be safe tonight, every one of us that don’t make it is one more vote for Obama in 2012….

Note to my Progressive readers: Please drink a lot, feel free to add any advances in modern chemistry to your celebration. If you decide to drive while intoxicated please remember the gas pedal is on the right, the brakes are not your friend and headlights are not needed on slick deserted mountain roads…

Happy New Year