Problem Solving at A&P

Problem Solving at A&P

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Been thinking a little bit lately and I think I have come up with a solution that will get a lot of support from the Liberal/Progressive/Communists/Marxists in our midst.

Anytime something bad happens or is found to be bad for you we on the right need to start posting “BAN IT” comments and Blogs.

The reason is simple, if we do perhaps the powers in the “Rectal Inversion” party will see the damage they do… So let me start.

There was a 10 car pile up on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day and one person was killed. I don’t think anyone NEEDS to be driving over 10 miles an hour on that stretch of road, it’s a scenic drive and people NEED to slow down and enjoy the ride. If we set the speed limit to 10 miles an hour on that highway, people will be more likely to enjoy their drive and it will save the environment because our gas mileage will go up. So lets ban higher than 10 miles per hour speeds on the Pacific Coast Highway to save lives and the environment….

See how easy that is?

What else should be banned? Eventually we will get around to banning internet, video games, religion, firearms, dogs, slurpees and doughnuts….Perhaps congress can make a ban committee, all they would do is BAN stuff that’s deemed bad for us… Obviously we can’t deal with it so we need big daddy…. C’m on guys help me out I’m scared of the dark so lets BAN night!!!

4 Replies to “Problem Solving at A&P”

  1. You might be on to something, Robert. I am sure we can find enough members of Congress who would be more than happy to serve on the Ban committee. The more stuff they ban, the safer we will all be. Personally, I think they should ban straws. It is terribly annoying when someone is using one to suck the last bit of drink from the bottom of their cup. Yeah, straws need to go.

  2. I agree Robert.
    First thing I’d like to see banned is make-up mirrors. The magnification in them is sooo bad for my self esteem. It won’t be long before I end up being disabled by those awful wrinkles that come with age, and since those cannot be banned, it’s best we simply not be allowed to see them. :-p

  3. Let’s make it easy on ourselves & just ban consciousness. The comatose are as a rule non-troublemakers. Plus, they all vote Democrat.

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