Been thinking a little bit lately and I think I have come up with a solution that will get a lot of support from the Liberal/Progressive/Communists/Marxists in our midst.

Anytime something bad happens or is found to be bad for you we on the right need to start posting “BAN IT” comments and Blogs.

The reason is simple, if we do perhaps the powers in the “Rectal Inversion” party will see the damage they do… So let me start.

There was a 10 car pile up on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day and one person was killed. I don’t think anyone NEEDS to be driving over 10 miles an hour on that stretch of road, it’s a scenic drive and people NEED to slow down and enjoy the ride. If we set the speed limit to 10 miles an hour on that highway, people will be more likely to enjoy their drive and it will save the environment because our gas mileage will go up. So lets ban higher than 10 miles per hour speeds on the Pacific Coast Highway to save lives and the environment….

See how easy that is?

What else should be banned? Eventually we will get around to banning internet, video games, religion, firearms, dogs, slurpees and doughnuts….Perhaps congress can make a ban committee, all they would do is BAN stuff that’s deemed bad for us… Obviously we can’t deal with it so we need big daddy…. C’m on guys help me out I’m scared of the dark so lets BAN night!!!