Earth Day fun…

Earth Day fun…

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Since the Goracle and his minions have decided we need to celebrate “Earth Day” I’ve decided as I always do to piss in their cornflakes. My “Earth day” mission was to cancel out as many hippie, tree huggin, economy crushing, turtle worshipping idiot with a gluttonous ride on the splurge train.

I took the dually, a 454 driven 1997 gas guzzlin beast for a drive… No purpose just a drive… It was expensive because gas is about 4.20 a gallon.. But that’s not all, I also left the fridge door open, turned the AC down to 60 degrees, left all the lights on and my sliding glass door OPEN… Then I turned on the water hose and let it run for a half hour in the back 40… Then just for shits and giggles I lit that old tire on fire in my back yard.. Smoke is a bit thick right now, but after the Fire Dept leaves, I’ll add some wood to it…

I suppose I cancelled out a few of you hippy fks lighting candles and worshipping the Goracle in a circle jerk…

I feel good, yep I do…

 

4 Replies to “Earth Day fun…”

  1. I ran the weed eater, did the sidewalks and curb and mowed the grass… Lots of carbon credits there…

    Now I am tired, I will sleep well tonight and I too helped offset the MORONS.. 😈

  3. Robert, you’ll appreciate this:

    Back in my department, when we actually had a Training Division (before the budget cuts of 2009), and I was the Sergeant in charge of EVOC, I would start up EVERY vehicle I had the morning of “Earth Day” and let them idle for a good hour or more, whether we needed them that day for training or not. Those vehicles included cars, box medics, diesel fire apparatus and diesel semi trucks.

    At that time, I had 54 vehicles in my inventory.

    Ah, the days of discretion.

    I LOVE the smell of diesel in the morning!

    BZ

  4. And don’t forget to add to your ammo storage. With May Day right around the corner……who knows?????

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