Okay peons listen up. I have today decided that the evil Bush tax cuts should be extended for all. As long as I can get 13 more months of Um Uh unemployment benefits for those who my policies have kept unemployed. Also known as NEW DEMOCRAT VOTERS.

I am expecting um huh truly bi-partisan action from republicans um who only want to give more money to the rich while I am trying to save the uh um uh poor and middle classes. I expect congress to pass this bill so that the poor working families can still have Christmas presents while the evil republicans give more money to the rich…

Please don’t think um I don’t care about jobs, I am giving huh um more to the unemployed because it creates jobs. I am trying to give more tax breaks to the middle class and poor because that’s who create jobs. Um Uh Republicans are trying to give more to the rich so they can get richer but I expect um bi-partisanship during this debate….

Thanks guys and um asalam alama lakem…

Barak Hussein Obama.