So the first shot in the 2010 election has been fired. The democrats as usual are shooting blanks.
Here’s the video:

Lets look at the LIES they are pushing: (ALL RED Italic is mine)

For the better part of the past year, Republicans have tried to come up with a new agenda for the American people with mixed results. However, with the Tea Party now the most potent force in Republican politics, and with the recent launch of the Tea Party Caucus on Capitol Hill garnering the support of Republican leaders like National Republican Congressional Committee Chair Pete Sessions and Republican Caucus Chair Mike Pence, the Republican Party agenda has become clear. Republican leaders and Tea Party-supported Republican candidates can now rally around the “Republican Tea Party Contract on America” as the blueprint for how they would govern.

1. Repeal the Affordable Care Act (Health Insurance Reform) AFFORDABLE?

Put insurance companies back in charge, repeal tax credits for small businesses, allow insurance companies to deny coverage based on preexisting conditions and to drop coverage when a person gets too sick and make prescription drugs for seniors less affordable.

Um.. NO We want it repealed because it’s a stupid bill, the tax credits on small business is a lie. The BILL is causing small businesses to reduce it’s work force because of the health care cost it will incur in 2 years. The TAX that was NOT a tax in NOW a TAX. Not to mention tax payers are going to be funding abortion as we are in two states NOW. Don’t forget about the new “Death panels” that were not going to happen. Lets not forget how this ridiculous job killing bill was passed in the first place….Reading the bill is not really needed huh?….

2. Privatize Social Security or phase it out altogether

Turn the guaranteed retirement benefits of America’s seniors over to Wall Street CEOs by putting Social Security at risk in the stock market or, as some Republicans have called for, phase out Social Security altogether and end a program millions of American seniors rely on for their survival.

Again, I say NO. The truth, I know it’s hard for you to understand is: We want to PAY for it. We want to quit STEALING from the cookie jar and actually put funds IN to the program so it’s there when WE the people need it. IF that means doing something different in order to FUND it, like investing or giving the people the OPTION to invest it, then so be it. Fact is WE on the right believe WE can spend our money BETTER than you idiots.

3. End Medicare as it presently exists

Phase out and end Medicare as it presently exists for future generations of seniors — ending Medicare’s guaranteed healthcare benefits for more than 40 million American seniors — and replace it with a voucher system which will result in higher premiums and fewer services for seniors.

Uh Yeah, we want to end medicare as it presently exists…It exists BROKE! We need to fix it, and the ridiculous health care bill you clowns passed in backroom deals and bribes doesn’t fix it. It actually raises it’s cost beyond any scope imaginable and decreases the quality of care. Look at the British you morons, they are DENATIONALIZING their Health care program because of the cost, and lack of care…

4. Extend the Bush tax breaks for the wealthy and big oil

At a cost of nearly $700 billion, extend the Bush tax breaks for the wealthiest Americans and big oil, which are set to expire and which have and will continue to explode the federal budget deficit.

Yes, we do want the Bush tax breaks to stand FOR ALL. How about you clowns get a little clue, we are in a recession…Say it with me R-E-C-E-S-S-I-O-N, I knew that you could.

Why are we in a recession STILL after 800 BILLION dollars spent in stimulus that didn’t stimulate? Perhaps it’s the health care costs and tax the rich mentality you idiots seem to love. You ever had a poor person pay you for a hard days work? You ever had a poor person offer you a job? The RICH folks own small and large businesses, and they are not hiring because they know you clowns are going to tax them more and it’s costing them more per employee for HC. Supply and demand economics is lost on you clowns. You don’t supply a business friendly environment, the business are demanding to move to a place that is. Bye Bye revenue and Bye Bye jobs….Reagan came into a worse economic crisis and in 17 months jobs were back…17 months under Obama and Jobs are leaving faster than in 2008..

5. Repeal Wall Street Reform

Roll back the toughest consumer protections ever enacted, allow banks to continue to grow too big to fail, and ensure that predatory lenders continue to utilize their most abusive practices.

Lets see, repeal a bill that allows the SEC to be MORE secretive than it was prior to the collapse in 08? Just like all of the bills the DEMONRATS passed, it’s poorly thought out and extremely lacking in any real reform. Fannie and Freddie, the main problems behind the collapse are not touched and in fact are still feeding at the tax payer trough.

6. Protect those responsible for the oil spill and future environmental catastrophes

Cap liabilities for those responsible for environmental disasters like the Gulf oil spill and let companies like BP decide which victims deserve compensation for the disaster and what the timeline for relief should be.

LMAO, “Protect those responsible”..WOW that’s good. We asked that the GOVERNMENT take control of the disaster, we asked for investigation and we asked that your hero Obama get off the golf course and take a look at what could be done to save the coasts. We thought it was a bad idea to react to the crisis with a bunch of punishments until the facts were out…But I guess after 3 months you guys had to look like you were doing something so putting the boot on the company that was trying to clean up the mess is all you could do from the golf course….

7. Abolish the Department of Education

Put the big banks back in charge of student loans and put an end to federal assistance for public schools.

Don’t think I heard that one…But if it means to actually start teaching TRUTHS rather than the lies that have led us as a nation to this point yeah, maybe a retooling of the education system is a good idea. Banks in charge? You mean the very same ones Obama’s been bailing out? the same ones that have been passing all the problems on the US the ones that are actually paying their bills? Ahh… No I think we can do better than banks running the education system. It’s a pretty good lie though KUDOS.

8. Abolish the Department of Energy

End America’s investments in a clean-energy future and disband the organization responsible for oversight of nuclear materials.

Nope, we want an ALL IN strategy, do everything we can to get our own energy, wind solar, nuke, oil… Whatever it takes and start the clock ticking on our independence from foreign oil. But I understand your talking point. You idiots must say we on the right want the world to run on the blood of kittens before you admit the facts…I understand you are sick and that’s okay, ya got free health care now…

9. Abolish the Environmental Protection Agency

Gut the Clean Air Act and Clean Water Act — which together protect our kids from air pollution and keep drinking water safe — and disband the watchdog that holds polluters accountable.

Again you are dead WRONG. We don’t want them abolished, we want them to work in a sensible manner. Not the left wing, ideological, Al Goreish entity of ridiculousness. They have become more paramilitary against the hoax of globull warming than any other entity of the government. They have done more harm to the environment than a lot of the so-called polluters. They have made actual factual data lies and Lies factual. It’s the EPA that has a lot to do with the oil in the gulf. They have rendered themselves useless by becoming less Protection and too much Punitive. There is a place for them in our nation but it does need gutting, to remove the infestation of idiots.

10. Repeal the 17th Amendment

Take away your right to pick your U.S. Senator.

Take away my right to pick my US senator? Nope I would however like to revoke the rights of anyone that picked the following senators to be THEIR senator:
John McCain, Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins, Lyndsey Graham, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, and pretty much anyone that has a “D” in front of their names.Truthfully I don’t think I’ve ever heard that the 17th should be repealed. But again I understand your need to reach for the stars with as many lies as you can. I know how you feel guys truly I do, We had GWB in our party….

I’m sure the “R’s” will come up with better counters to this bullshit but it deserved a little less PC than they will give. I cleaned it up a lot though…You really should have seen the first draft.
I’ll give credit where it’s due though, at least the “Contract” didn’t have just one line…RAAACIST! Maybe they are “evolving”…