You guys know I’m a solution dude. I see a problem and I want to fix it. So I’m tackling the TSA problem now!

Solution to the problem is very simple actually. Lets hire DOCTORS and NURSES to do the searches. Men need their prostates examined, Women need their Breasts examined, children need check ups. With Obama care it’s imperative that everyone is really healthy because going to the doctors office is going to be a 3 month affair. So lets make the Airport the new Doctor office.

Problem solved. What else yall want me to fix?