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Liberal hypocrisy…The hell you say!

Liberal hypocrisy…The hell you say!

I’ve been perusing various websites the last couple of days and I even put on a hazmat suit and jumped into the swamp. The swamp being places like the KOSacks, and HUFFingPaint…

Once I deloused, and sanitized my eyes with bleach, I began laughing so hard the wife had to come in and smack me on the back to get me to start breathing again.

What caused the uncontrollable laughter? Good question…

I found that Obama’s failing according to “Obamabots” is directly the result of the right wingers refusal to go along with his plans. :rotfl:

I also read a couple of long winded articles railing against the “Unfair” criticism of Obama from Rightwingers….Seriously I can’t make this shit up.

So liberpukes, KOsacks and PaintHUFFERS…..When GWB was in office, you idiots bashed his every move, you clowns called him hitler, you idiots went on a BASH BUSH campaign that lasted the entire time he was in office EVEN THOUGH, the first 5 years produced RESULTS in the economy at least…You clowns got your idiots in power (For the last 4 years might I add) by bashing the CIC….Shoe, meet other foot…

The only difference between then and now is, WE HAVE A MUCH BROADER TARGET RANGE! Your idiot is making it so easy a cave man can do it!

I’d like to thank those of you on the left for allowing us the target rich environment that is the Obama administration. Oh and wait till November, it only gets better for US from there.

One thing you morons on the liberpuke side of the aisle fail to realize is:

IF Obama’s policies would have garnered RESULTS,  We adults would have heaped praise on the man. IF his apology tour would have created world peace (It made things worse) we would have took notice. IF his stimulus package would have done as promised, WE Would have little to complain about. IF his economic plan of taxing the rich to high heaven would have created jobs (MOST FOLKS KNEW IT WOULD PRODUCE THE OPPOSITE RESULT) we would have praised him for his vision. IF his Muslim outreach program would have reduced the threat of MUSLIM EXTREMISM, we would have reacted favorably.IF Obama’s/Pelosi’s and Reid’s arm twisting, bribery laden, fraud known as OBAMACARE, had a half of chance of NOT KILLING Jobs and creating a UTOPIAN healthcare program, we would have been on board….BUT;

In every instance and a few more, Obama has FAILED, he has taken this nation on a path that leads to destruction and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT! So you have little recourse but to blame the RIGHT. I understand…

Seek counseling and try to wake the hell up.

Took The Plunge at the KO’s

Took The Plunge at the KO’s

I did something I rarely do anymore, that is venture into the Communist/Marxist/Liberal trash pile known as the Daily Ko’s. Something caught my eye on a comment thread and I followed a few links. I am so SORRY for that.

Anyway this POS liberal hack Bob Zimway writes a diary for the Kos kids. and he took great pleasure in some fox reporter trying to ask questions of the protesters in Denver.

He writes this:

Griff Jenkins, a Fox Television correspondent, was waiting with a microphone for a crowd of demonstrators on a Denver street today, hoping to catch signs of a breakup of the herd of cats known as the American Left.

The crowd came ten, twelve abreast up the street. One group held up a banner saying No War On Iran. Chanting was happening. Griff was casting the scene as a discontented, perhaps unstable mob out to oppose some things, maybe defend Hillary ( Fox’s new g/f), or to assault whatever nefarious scheme the Party has in store. Whatever it was, Griff was Going In.

I’ve only seen the clip once, so I’m sure I didn’t get it totally right, but I know funny. And it is hilarious.

take it downtown

Griff, an affable pencil neck, went to the middle of the street and waitied for the march to envelop him. Here they came, hordes of scruffy, awful looking people with who knows what on their minds, seemingly capable of World Bank, er, world class anarchy. Fox viewers watched with anticipation on the edges of  their scratchy plaid furniture. What would happen?

Griff valiantly held up his mike to the first guy, “What are you demonstrating about?”

“Fuck you,” came the reply.

Undaunted, Griff tried again, holding up his blunt instrument to another demonstrator, then another.

Maybe a half dozen answers pretty much exactly the same: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

They were mostly smiling, no doubt drenched in cannabisism.

Finally Griff hit paydirt: a protester who could (would), speak a sentence.  “We don’t talk to Fox.”

Then the comical wrap. As Griff was trying to engage this guy, he and his cameraman were jostled by the closing crowd and so as the picture shook with hand-held verite and Griff slid off the frame, we heard him crying, hey, don’t…. <black>

Cut to studio where shaken blondehead huffs that the crowd has disrupted Griff’s report, adding that she hope’s he’s all right. Something like that. I was gasping with pleasure by then.

I don’t think we’ll be seeing dat clip on Fox again, but I confidently await its emergence on youtube.

It’s a great day in America.

I was laughing so hard by the time I finished reading his piece that I had to run to the head.

The reason I was laughing was; I have been face to face with those same protesters, the same idiots that Bob Zimway is heralding as the tough guys… They are the biggest bunch of pansies the world has ever seen, well outside of France.

The Code Pink, and ANSWER freaks numbering in the thousands, scared of their own shadow when confronted by equal numbers and hiding behind the very authority they rail against. Please Bob, don’t try to act tough when you are scared of Fox News, when your claim to toughness is saying “Fuck You” to a news reporter, Please Bob, don’t try to play off that your Liberals are tough when they won’t talk to Fox News…

Not to mention this little thingy.. “Why are you protesting?” is really not a hard question to answer, but your hero’s couldn’t even do that? oh and they were real tough knocking over the news guy? Please Bob, tell me that isn’t your definition of tough, because if it is, I really want to meet you, you would be shining my shoes with your tongue.

Funny stuff right there, I really think this election period is going to be a lot of fun, Bob can you take a joke? of course you can, you are backing Obama so I know you have a sense of Humor.

BTW,to the Fox News reporter that got knocked down, I hope you learned something from all this.

IF you want them to answer a question from you, Wear a shirt that says I Love Obama, and be standing on the American Flag, they will answer your question because they will think you are with CNN.

Well, after reading the Ko’s Kids blog I had to get back to reading the RIGHT thinking pages I respect. I found this question asked by Kender at Kender’s Musings.

He is searching for Bumper Sticker Ideas and he starts the party off with this one:

Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Leaving a bad taste in your mouth in 2008

:rotflmao: :dancinghappy: :rotflmao:

He has another one too, check it out and offer your own ideas.