Lets build the perfect GOP 2012 Candidate.

Lets build the perfect GOP 2012 Candidate.

Since I’m seriously unhappy about the current field of the GOP Presidential race. I thought I’d take a shot and finding GOOD things about them and trying to mold a perfect candidate.

Let’s start with Mitt Romney: His best assets are he’s well known, his experience and his appearance.

Newt Gingrich: Um, well he’s very well known. He’s also got a lot of connections in the beltway.

Ron Paul: His fiscal discipline is pretty much unrivaled in his votes, his disgust for the fed.

Herman Cain: His business sense, his stance on Israel, his newness.

Tim Pawlenty: His experience, his record, his stance on Abortion.

Gary Johnson: Um… Well.. There’s….Um… Whew. Can’t find much positive there.

Tom Miller: Well he’s a career flight attendant, and he wants small government.

Rick Santorum: He’s a good speaker, seems to be pretty articulate and knows the issues.

For shits and giggles lets throw in some “Potential” candidates:

Michelle Bachman: A woman, a staunch conservative, fiscal hawk and pro Israel.

John Bolton: Experienced in REAL WORLD affairs, tough on anti-Israel opponents

Paul Ryan: Fiscally superior to ALL in the running right now. Smart and articulate.

Sarah Palin: Female, HOT, Very pro-military, very pro-Israel, pro-second Amendment, Pro Hunting.

Rick Perry: Pro 2nd Amendment, Good record running Texas, is a Texan.

Now lets build the perfect candidate:

The perfect candidate would have ALL the best parts of the above with NONE of the baggage or record of idiocy that some of these have.

The perfect candidate would be:

A very hot, well known, Jewish black woman gynecologist who ran her own business, sports  a gray mustache and perfect black hair, was a very articulate speaker, against abortion, was pro-second Amendment, was born in Texas, hunted big game, traveled the world,  and had several connections in DC…

Needless to say that is not going to happen so the best we can hope for is the one person I left off the list. Allen West.

One things for sure, if we wait for the perfect conservative candidate we’ll be always waiting. IF we don’t pick a decent one Obama will get 4 more years to destroy 200 years worth of progress…. 3rd world nation status is assured if Obama gets another term.

 

 

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One Reply to “Lets build the perfect GOP 2012 Candidate.”

  1. While he may not be my personal favorite of the bunch you’ve listed, I have no doubt that if Rick Perry throws his hat into the ring, he’ll win both the GOP nomination and the White House in 2012. Why do I believe this? Four reasons mainly.

    1. He’s conservative enough on all the issues important to most right-wingers to garner wide-ranging support among the party’s base.

    2. He’d likely be acceptable to most beltway Republican elitists as well, because he’s got the experience, the name recognition, the looks and the demeanor to win.

    3. He’s holds the exact opposite view of how to stimulate economic growth than Barack Obama does, and his has been a shining success story in a country being decimated by leftist policies.

    4. He has none of the major baggage of most of the other viable candidates.
    Here’s several good examples:
    a. Palin – quit her job as governor, and many women hate her guts because she’s far more attractive than they are.
    b. Newt – is largely despised by the tea party – as well as other independent conservatives – for selling out on global warming, the massive Medicare Plan D entitlement and Paul Ryan’s “radical” debt plan. Plus his ex-wife issues do not endear him to women.
    c. One word for Mitt… RomneyCare.
    d. Bolton – may be smart and very right-wing, but he’s not at all camera-friendly, and ugly people don’t win the Presidency anymore.
    e. Cain – has no formal experience in government, and while many find that fact attractive, just as many others consider it a sincere hindrance.
    f. Pawlenty – Yawn.

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