Category: Humor

Reagan Schools Obama on Socialism…

Reagan Schools Obama on Socialism…

Funny Stuff… Truth and humor…

Found at Theo Spark



:rotfl: Too bad Obammy doesn’t listen and he sure as hell won’t reverse course. We the People can remove his dumbass in 2012 though.

Obama Sends the Alamo to Mexico..

Obama Sends the Alamo to Mexico..

It would be funny if there wasn’t so much truth in it’s humor…

HT Weasel Zippers


Tell me this: If Obama was El Supremo like a Chavez or Castro where he could do whatever he wanted, do ya think this is too far fetched? Um NO. I submit that if Obama was running the nation as a dictator, these things may have already happened.

This my friends is exactly why the House, Senate and SCOTUS are SO Important.

Funny video, but to much truth in it for my liking.

Newsbusted Good one this week…

Newsbusted Good one this week…

I’m a fan of Jodie Miller. She’s pretty and smart.


Love that Pittsburgh line… :rotfl:

I’ve had it.. This Political bickering has gone too far.

I’ve had it.. This Political bickering has gone too far.

I’m dead serious, this back and fourth, tit for tat sniping has got to stop. I’ve become numb to the right wing vitriol and the left wings feelings being hurt. So I am starting a new party. The party will be comprised of non-political people.

The formation of the DREAM PARTY!
Our demands are simple:

We want a balanced budget without hurting anyone’s feelings.

We want more of everything without paying for anything.

We want a menu full of tofu items.

We want animals to live among us as equals.

We want all religions to agree to ONE GOD.

We want meat in our diet without killing animals.

We want gas in our cars without drilling for oil.

We want one language to be the only language on earth.

We want all computers to function the same way.

We want WOMEN to tell us what’s wrong and not expect Men to guess.

and finally

We want the President of the USA to show his birth certificate.

Now all of these things are possible if we join hands and rally for the cause. Let’s get to it!



Why we shoot Deer in the wild… Truthful Humor.

Why we shoot Deer in the wild… Truthful Humor.

This is absolutely the funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time. IF it’s true the guy is a darwin award candidate:

Why we shoot deer in the wild (A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this)

I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up– 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold..

The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards it, it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope .., And then received an education. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope.

That deer EXPLODED.

The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A deer—no Chance. That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined.. The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals.

A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head.

At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope.

I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and  I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer’s momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground. I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in. I didn’t want the deer to have to suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder – a little trap I had set before hand…kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.

Did you know that deer bite?

They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when ….. I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and slide off to then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head—almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.

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