The new year brings in opportunity if you live in America. If you happen to live in “The Peoples Republic of Kalifornia” the new year brings more laws and regulations.

Californians will welcome 725 new laws on Jan. 1. Here’s a glance at some of the laws taking effect when you ring in the new year:

* AB 119 prevents insurance companies from charging different rates for men and women for identical coverage.
* SB 782 prevents landlords from evicting tenants who are victims of domestic or sexual abuse or stalking.
* AB 1844—informally known as Chelsea’s Law and authored by local Assemblyman Nathan Fletcher—will increase penalties, parole provisions and oversight of sex offenders, including a “one-strike, life-without-parole penalty” for some. 
* AB 1871 allows people to lease out their cars when they are not being used—alleviating the need to purchase additional insurance.
* AB 537 will make food stamps an acceptable form of payment at farmers markets through an EBT process.
* SB 1411 makes it a misdemeanor to maliciously impersonate someone via a social media outlet or through e-mails.
* SB 1317 allows the state to slap parents with a $2,000 fine if their K-8 child misses more than 10 percent of the school year without a valid excuse. It also allows the state to punish parents with up to a year in prison for the misdemeanor. * AB 715 makes a change to the California Green Building Standards code. The change will require new California buildings to be energy efficient.
* SB 1449 makes the possession of one ounce of marijuana an infraction with a penalty of a $100 fine.
* AB 12 allows foster youth to acquire state services until the age of 21.
* SB 1399 allows California to medically parole state prison inmates with physical incapacitating conditions and ultimately shifts some of the cost of care to the federal government.
* AB 97 bans the use of trans-fats in food facilities.



Now those are just a few of the wonderful new laws that took effect today. In February the one that pisses me off the most is this one:

Thumbprints, ID required for the sale of ammunition: Actually passed during 2009, Assembly Bill 962, the “Anti-Gang Neighborhood Protection Act of 2009,” takes effect February 1, 2011. The new law requires handgun ammunition sellers to record a buyer’s thumbprint along with other valid identification and make the records available to law enforcement for five years.

So basically in February I start driving to Arizona for all of my ammo needs.

Anyway I seriously hope you guys have a great new year, I’m preparing my evacuation plan.

Pretty soon in California, when you come in you will be provided with a nurse, a teacher and police officer. The nurse will be there to spoon feed you and wipe your ass, the teacher to help you understand this is the way the world should be, and the Police officer will be there to arrest you if decline any of those services…

Some of us are fighting to change this state, others have given up. I’m just trying to survive until I can get the hell out of here.

One thing I’d like y’all to notice. Not one law passed is going to help curb the illegal infestation. Not one law passed will deter more illegal invaders from making California a home. I do however have a solution:

The Illegal Alien Wink: