From My family to yours: Get your ass to CHURCH!

With the war on the Christian religion fully in progress, I think today is a good day to say happy birthday to Jesus Christ in church.

The Republican party is imploding, the debt is exploding the world is exploding, the morons are multiplying, the unemployment rate after Christmas will be climbing, the stock market will be collapsing, the progressives will be rioting. There’s very little to be optimistic about, so why not go to church and at least say happy birthday Jesus?

I go to church every Christmas eve, I’m not a big fan of organized religion (Jesus Christ is my lord and savior,  it’s some of his fans I have a problem with)

Lets all go to church today and give Jesus Christ some happy birthday well wishes. All you have to do is pick a church, it doesn’t really matter which one. Catholic, episcopal, Baptist, 7th day, whatever, pick one go inside, sit in the back listen to the message and offer a prayer up high.  Spend 45 minutes to an hour of your life today giving a little praise to the man upstairs. Might help get us in the spirit of Christmas.

(Disclaimer: If you pick a Mosque to attend be sure to bring bacon, they love it)

We need warriors and fighters because it’s not going to be long before we’ll be tasked with picking a side. Get a foot in the door and stand up with me.

Have a great day yall. Family and friends and the reason for the season enjoy it all.