I’m dead serious, this back and fourth, tit for tat sniping has got to stop. I’ve become numb to the right wing vitriol and the left wings feelings being hurt. So I am starting a new party. The party will be comprised of non-political people.

The formation of the DREAM PARTY!
Our demands are simple:

We want a balanced budget without hurting anyone’s feelings.

We want more of everything without paying for anything.

We want a menu full of tofu items.

We want animals to live among us as equals.

We want all religions to agree to ONE GOD.

We want meat in our diet without killing animals.

We want gas in our cars without drilling for oil.

We want one language to be the only language on earth.

We want all computers to function the same way.

We want WOMEN to tell us what’s wrong and not expect Men to guess.

and finally

We want the President of the USA to show his birth certificate.

Now all of these things are possible if we join hands and rally for the cause. Let’s get to it!