My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices  and illegal immigrants.  To boycott oil companies or not;  to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed  by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I  have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.  It  solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.  I have  hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re  plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.  Then I pay them in  pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

Ok, let me help the libtards that will undoubtedly comment and tell me:

I really don’t care what you think, you have ceased to be rellevent in America, you have used the “R” word too much and it leaves no mark here.

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A friend of mine, you might remember him as GUNZ, sent me the link to this video.

I don’t give a damn if you are gay or a lesbian, I couldn’t care less. BUT keep it to your damn self.

I have every bit of right not to be OFFENDED by your sexual behavior as you have to not be beaten with a ball bat.

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I’m thinking we will see a lot of this in the near future.

Thanks Republicans, good job. (/sarcasm)

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ONE MORE

DON’T BE DRINKING COFFEE….

I am really warning you…..

Still don’t believe me?

I am telling you PUT DOWN THE COFFEE!

Ok I am not responsible for damaged keyboards.

I warned you!

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