My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices  and illegal immigrants.  To boycott oil companies or not;  to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed  by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I  have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.  It  solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.  I have  hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re  plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.  Then I pay them in  pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

Ok, let me help the libtards that will undoubtedly comment and tell me:

I really don’t care what you think, you have ceased to be rellevent in America, you have used the “R” word too much and it leaves no mark here.

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After all the discussion surrounding race and the victim mentality, I decided to look around and see if I could find some evidence of the same type of rampant looting and thievery in Iowa as there was in New Orleans after Katrina hit. I found one of the most disgusting examples of human desperation!

I was ashamed to call myself a member of these folks race, they are nothing more than the extreme version of what folks have been calling us white folks for years, and I for one will not be happy until these folks get what’s coming to them!

What’s coming to them is a very fun evening I guess…. LMAO

Now at least he is only taking the necessities, he’s got his beer, his liquor, and a friend for his needs…not to mention a few snacks. Good man way to improvise adapt and overcome.

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Since race appears to be the topic of the week, a little joke to ease your stress level.

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.’

No one moved.

The preacher continued, ‘Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.’

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic arose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

‘Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.’

Big HT to Fred for the joke

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ONE MORE

DON’T BE DRINKING COFFEE….

I am really warning you…..

Still don’t believe me?

I am telling you PUT DOWN THE COFFEE!

Ok I am not responsible for damaged keyboards.

I warned you!

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