Category: Humor

Obama told to make Bill a Sammich…

Obama told to make Bill a Sammich…

Today in true racist fashion a WHITE MAN sent a poor black man off the stage. Bill Clinton basically took over the presidency today because the black man couldn’t do the job right. The only reason Bill Clinton came in was to rescue the white Democrats from themselves. Evidently Bill Clinton and the Democrat party has no faith in Obama which is CLEARLY RACIST! Bill Clinton sent Barack Obama to the back of the bus today, and told him While you are there, make me a sammich”

Where is Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on this outrage? Not only is Bill Clnton a cheater, now he been proven to be a racist.

I am shocked I tell you!

Solutions to the TSA Molestation Crisis…

Solutions to the TSA Molestation Crisis…

You guys know I’m a solution dude. I see a problem and I want to fix it. So I’m tackling the TSA problem now!

Solution to the problem is very simple actually. Lets hire DOCTORS and NURSES to do the searches. Men need their prostates examined, Women need their Breasts examined, children need check ups. With Obama care it’s imperative that everyone is really healthy because going to the doctors office is going to be a 3 month affair. So lets make the Airport the new Doctor office.

Problem solved. What else yall want me to fix?

Halloween.. Enjoy!

Halloween.. Enjoy!

I got a day off, goin to hum a few arrows down range, watch some football and basically just chil before all hell breaks loose next week. Not just the voting issue but I got a real busy week coming up.

I’m sorry I shouldn’t scare my readers with that… Okay here’s some halloween candy for you old farts:

Oh how I love halloween, it gives women an excuse to dress like that! Whooo Hoooo…But be CAREFUL out there ladies, there are all kinds of freaks out there tonight!


And I don’t think that guy is concerned with gender:

Oh and in case anyone wants to get me something for the occasion: I’m thinking of learning to play the guitar, I think I’ll start with one like this:

Breaking news: Democrats Release their Contract with America.

Breaking news: Democrats Release their Contract with America.

Just the first page of the contract is out but they promise more plans after the 2010 mid-term elections. Seems like they wordsmith’d the Republican pledge a bit:

America is more than a country it is a Democrat controlled country.

America needs to change – We need to realize that free people are not capable of governing themselves, that government’s powers are absolute and should be increased. We, the Democratic ruling class believe there is no Creator that has granted unalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, but rather the government grants those rights. And as such has the ability to remove them. Happiness should be granted to everyone at the expense of anyone that is truly happy. Liberty is subjective and needs to be debated at length to define the word. And finally life, life which depending who you ask begins about the time one is able to vote.

America needs to change the belief that any man or woman can – given economic, political, and religious liberty – advance themselves, their families, and the common good. This belief is conditional upon party affiliation. We Democrats will see to it that any “Common Good” is actually beneficial to our friends in the union and planned parenthood.

America was an inspiration to those who yearn to be free and have the ability and the dignity to determine their own destiny. That must stop. We need to be exactly like those countries that people are fleeing to stop the influx of people wanting to be here.

America needs to quit expecting congress to lead by example. We the Democrat ruling class are not able to do our job while looking over our shoulder for someone with a camera or microphone. Since 2006 we have been trying to clean up the corruption in the halls of congress the same way we are trying to solve the economic issues. We are spending money to get out of debt, and trying to be more corrupt to stop the corruption.

Please give us more time to finish our job.

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This might not be helpful..Intense Speech?

This might not be helpful..Intense Speech?

Probably the most intense speech I’ve ever seen in my life…It’s a little hard to watch but you can’t deny the passion…

To paraphrase a line for that Rodney Dangerfield movie “Back to School”.. He’s very passionate, about what, I have no idea”…

WOW….I think this will go viral in a short time… and I also bet the Demorats will have a field day with it. Have fun.