Why Did you vote Democrat?
Tell me Elroy and all other libtard trolls…Does this about sum it up?
I voted Democrat because
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I’ve decided to marry my horse.I voted Democrat because
I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn’t.I voted Democrat because
I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.I voted Democrat because
Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.I voted Democrat because
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they are doing because they now think we are good people.I voted Democrat because
I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.I voted Democrat because
I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don’t start driving a Prius.I voted Democrat because
I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.I voted Democrat because
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats sees fit.I voted Democrat because
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.I voted Democrat because
My head is so firmly planted up my ASS that it is unlikely that I’ll
ever have another point of view.“A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don’t own.”
Cling to your guns and religion!
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In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.
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