American and Proud

I did something I rarely do anymore, that is venture into the Communist/Marxist/Liberal trash pile known as the Daily Ko’s. Something caught my eye on a comment thread and I followed a few links. I am so SORRY for that.

Anyway this POS liberal hack Bob Zimway writes a diary for the Kos kids. and he took great pleasure in some fox reporter trying to ask questions of the protesters in Denver.

He writes this:

Griff Jenkins, a Fox Television correspondent, was waiting with a microphone for a crowd of demonstrators on a Denver street today, hoping to catch signs of a breakup of the herd of cats known as the American Left.

The crowd came ten, twelve abreast up the street. One group held up a banner saying No War On Iran. Chanting was happening. Griff was casting the scene as a discontented, perhaps unstable mob out to oppose some things, maybe defend Hillary ( Fox’s new g/f), or to assault whatever nefarious scheme the Party has in store. Whatever it was, Griff was Going In.

I’ve only seen the clip once, so I’m sure I didn’t get it totally right, but I know funny. And it is hilarious.

take it downtown

Griff, an affable pencil neck, went to the middle of the street and waitied for the march to envelop him. Here they came, hordes of scruffy, awful looking people with who knows what on their minds, seemingly capable of World Bank, er, world class anarchy. Fox viewers watched with anticipation on the edges of  their scratchy plaid furniture. What would happen?

Griff valiantly held up his mike to the first guy, “What are you demonstrating about?”

“Fuck you,” came the reply.

Undaunted, Griff tried again, holding up his blunt instrument to another demonstrator, then another.

Maybe a half dozen answers pretty much exactly the same: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

They were mostly smiling, no doubt drenched in cannabisism.

Finally Griff hit paydirt: a protester who could (would), speak a sentence.  “We don’t talk to Fox.”

Then the comical wrap. As Griff was trying to engage this guy, he and his cameraman were jostled by the closing crowd and so as the picture shook with hand-held verite and Griff slid off the frame, we heard him crying, hey, don’t…. <black>

Cut to studio where shaken blondehead huffs that the crowd has disrupted Griff’s report, adding that she hope’s he’s all right. Something like that. I was gasping with pleasure by then.

I don’t think we’ll be seeing dat clip on Fox again, but I confidently await its emergence on youtube.

It’s a great day in America.

I was laughing so hard by the time I finished reading his piece that I had to run to the head.

The reason I was laughing was; I have been face to face with those same protesters, the same idiots that Bob Zimway is heralding as the tough guys… They are the biggest bunch of pansies the world has ever seen, well outside of France.

The Code Pink, and ANSWER freaks numbering in the thousands, scared of their own shadow when confronted by equal numbers and hiding behind the very authority they rail against. Please Bob, don’t try to act tough when you are scared of Fox News, when your claim to toughness is saying “Fuck You” to a news reporter, Please Bob, don’t try to play off that your Liberals are tough when they won’t talk to Fox News…

Not to mention this little thingy.. “Why are you protesting?” is really not a hard question to answer, but your hero’s couldn’t even do that? oh and they were real tough knocking over the news guy? Please Bob, tell me that isn’t your definition of tough, because if it is, I really want to meet you, you would be shining my shoes with your tongue.

Funny stuff right there, I really think this election period is going to be a lot of fun, Bob can you take a joke? of course you can, you are backing Obama so I know you have a sense of Humor.

BTW,to the Fox News reporter that got knocked down, I hope you learned something from all this.

IF you want them to answer a question from you, Wear a shirt that says I Love Obama, and be standing on the American Flag, they will answer your question because they will think you are with CNN.

Well, after reading the Ko’s Kids blog I had to get back to reading the RIGHT thinking pages I respect. I found this question asked by Kender at Kender’s Musings.

He is searching for Bumper Sticker Ideas and he starts the party off with this one:

Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Leaving a bad taste in your mouth in 2008

:rotflmao: :dancinghappy: :rotflmao:

He has another one too, check it out and offer your own ideas.

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